HILARIOUS- have a chuckle at our morally questionable stripper clowns
HORRIFYING- get your morbid and inaccurate fortune told by a man in a frock
DELICIOUS- marvel at the culinary skills at our gourmet bake sale
TITILLATING- pay extra tickets to be part of the XXX backroom action
EXHILARATING- win spectacular prizes in our suspenseful auction
and SQUIRM- at the penetrating stare of the worlds most Judgmental Tiger

CONFIRMED SO FAR
DJ Nezzy Idy
Rhubarb Whiskey
Lucid Dawn
DJ Phanfasm

more fabulous acts TBA

SIGN UP NOW TO VOLUNTEER: we need barkers, sexy ticket girls, dancers, fortune tellers, and people to help setup/breakdown and run the event. It’s a fabulous opportunity to have a sexy fun time and be part of the exciting new Mission Control community! Email bix999@yahoo.com to be part of the action!

Mission Control
2519 Mission, San Francisco
Friday November 20th
8 pm– 2 am

$20 admission per person (includes 10 free tokens to play!)
No dress code – but feel free to get your carny on! Clowns, Strongmen, Bearded Ladies, Ringmasters, Acrobats and Rollerskating Polar Bears WELCOME

THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT
The Mission Control Transition Crew
(in no particular order)
Sarah Chris Marcia Bix Jocko Mike Doug Astra Jason Lora Adam Kate Charley Melissa Erik